Got to get you into my life ♥

sassyabrahamlincoln:

"what classes are you taking this semester"

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fishingboatproceeds:

kenyatta:

Mayonnaise is oil, egg yolk, and vinegar. Mayonnaise scares the crap out of me.

With Kenyatta on this. Deeply afraid of mayonnaise. (Also aioli, which is just mayonnaise with no consonants in it.)

fishingboatproceeds:

kenyatta:

Mayonnaise is oil, egg yolk, and vinegar. Mayonnaise scares the crap out of me.

With Kenyatta on this. Deeply afraid of mayonnaise. (Also aioli, which is just mayonnaise with no consonants in it.)

rabioheab:

it’s time for leo dicaprio to give up on his acting career and open a coffee shop called Leonardo DiCappuccino 

bewbin:

joshpeck:

bewbin:

joshpeck:

tbt to when i cared

its sunday get a calender

i don’t care

well i should’ve expected this

lllllllllllllletswrite:

i almost got arrested when i was 7 because i was putting that fake snow stuff in plastic sandwich baggies and giving them to all my friends and more and more kids would come to me asking for snow and one of the kid’s parents found it and they thought it was cocaine so they called the police on us and they literally thought that a 7 year old girl had created an underground drug distributing system

I spent like 10 years of my life pretending to fly around on a broomstick and you’re asking me if preparing for a love scene was ‘tricky’ because the other person also had a penis?
Daniel Radcliffe (via hankgreensmoustache)

klainecoffeekisses:

No but guys if everyone stops watching glee before we know what’s really true then all the rating WILL go down. What if the spoilers are fake and we all stop watching. The show will cancel and if they aren’t true then that means no Klaine wedding what so ever. I encourage all of you to have hope that those spoilers are bullshit and stop watching once the show starts and we know what’s true and whats not.

punkmoss:

no, sir, i do not smh at you, sir but i smh, sir

quietharbeats:

madagayskank:

seaduction:

derekwhostillscaresme:

sailorswayze:

do you ever fake interview yourself

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what the hell do you think i do in the shower

when i cook i have my own fucking show shut up

When i go into my garage im always like ‘this is…

"I just wanna make art and help people." (insp.)

babyferaligator:

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

tellthemwhoiwillbe:

While you wait for the waiter, 

in that moment

do you not become the waiter

this website goes from saying the sound a car makes is nyoom to deep philosophical questions so fast it gives me whiplash 

nyoom